wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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realizinq:

spaghetti is straight until you boil them

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