microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

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scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

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lmaoalien:

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

that isnt normal

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