I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

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